"You Will Be With Me in Paradise", Invitation.
The old man was dying and was taken to the emergency room.
"Please Doctor," he said, "my english not so good." You teach, okay? I soon go to
heaven and want to be able to talk with Angels."
"How can you be sure you will go to Paradise?" ask the doctor, "you may go to hell, then
what?" "That is no problem," said the man. "I know a lot of JW's and I speak their lingo."